Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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