- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What is brown and sticky? A stick

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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