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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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LET

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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