why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Yo Momma is not fat.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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