What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

How do you scare a black man? You dont

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

The NBA and womens sports

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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