Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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where's mom I killed her

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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Anti Joke

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