What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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