- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Your so gay, that you like men!

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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