Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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