What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

irish man drinking john smiths

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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