- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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