In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

One time at band camp.............that's it........

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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