What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

vote this down and i will DOX you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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