- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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