what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Why are trees green? I have no idea

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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