What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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Jovan

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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Why? Why not?

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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