- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Democracy.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

woman's rights

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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