And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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