in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Guest what in the butt

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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