- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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