How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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A jew enters a mall.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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