Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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Manchester City

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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