Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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