Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Women's rights

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

The NBA and womens sports

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

2 black kids walk into school

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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