What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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This sentence is a lie.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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