what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

where's mom I killed her

A miserable man committed suicide.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

A black man walks out of a police station

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

how do you win a game try your best

Racial Equality

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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