- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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