How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

(Insert joke here)

Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

whats gay and american? a gay american

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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