What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

What is the name of the car? What

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

What page are you on The gay page.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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