- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

Knock, knock. Come in.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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