what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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it was all Tagart

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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