Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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