Your Mom The End.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

your mama so old, shes dead.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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