I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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