- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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