- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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