Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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Anti Joke

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