Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

The diamond one below is hilarious.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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