A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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hiya

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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There's my tractor.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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