I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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