- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Men

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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