- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

I was once a hamster.

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