Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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