- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

How about that airline food?

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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