- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

there once was a frog with no leggs

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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