What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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