- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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