- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

My jeans

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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