I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What do black people eat? Food.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

j.p. is dumb

Latvia isn't a joke

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

your face

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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