who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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