What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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9/11.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Winking at old people

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mitt romney

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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cc

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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