What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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Rick Perry.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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your fat

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Global Warming.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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