How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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your fat

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Global Warming.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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William Raines.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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