Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Global Warming.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

France never surrender.

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

9/11.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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