Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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