I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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