Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

read this sentence again.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Rylan Clark

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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