Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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Kevin and Ramin

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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