why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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