Pull my finger ouch..

i had sex.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Men

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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