- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How about that airline food?

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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