- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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