- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

If the 49ers won the superbowl

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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